Oh, the irony

Det blir mye spam noen ganger. Mesteparten er bare idiotisk, men det hender at det kommer noen gullkorn. Her er ukens gullkorn.

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Den starter fint. Hvem som har skrevet kommentaren, da jeg har stor tvil på at det er en ekte person. Så kommer disse hoftebevegelses rytme greiene på engelsk. Så langt en helt vanlig spam kommentar. Men ironien er at kommentaren havnet på blogposten som heter:

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Hehe, god helg alle sammen. PS: Snart katakombene.

Hva ligger i spam filteret mitt ep 1

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Måtte redigere dette innlegget litt. Jepp det er spam. Bildespam for å være korrekt. Dette har skjedd en eller to gnager før. Så til dere som kommer til å følge informasjonen på bildet. Ha en fin helg.

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Jeg sjekket spam filteret og der lå den. Mailen som fikk meg til å stoppe opp. Jeg fikk en snodig trang til å trykke på linken. Hva kunne 10Xteens porneskimo være? Har de sex i igloer? På snøflak? Er det så kaldt at de ikke tar av seg klærne? Er det mye penger i eskimoporno? Jeg har ikke trykt, men snodig nok så lurer jeg på om jeg skal google porneskimo.

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Jeg innrømmer at det er en kul email adresse.

PS: For de som lurer på om jeg skrev denne posten for å få mer trafikk, så tenkte jeg ikke på det før jeg skrev ordet eskimoporno. Jeg lurte på om jeg skulle drite i hele innlegget, men ordet eskimoporno er for bra til å ikke brukes.

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Dette er lurerier. Husk det så blir du ikke lurt. Hehe og så legger jeg ut epost adressa slik at postkassa til lurendreieren blir fylt med spam.

URGENT HELP IS NEEDED DEAR FRIEND CALL ME NOW.‏
From: muh omar (muh_omar31@hotmail.fr)

Sent: Saturday, November 03, 2007 11:34:17 AM
Reply-to: muh_omar2008@myway.com

ATTENTION REQUIRED: DEAR FRIEND.
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During my investigation and auditing in the bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased customer, a foriegner who died on plain crash and, the fund has been dormant in his account with the bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before my discovery to this development. Actually, the late customer was a big merchant who trades on Gold, Diamond, Elephant tusks and crude oil from Africa to Asia and Europe and this money he deposites in our bank to pay for his purchases.

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Best regards,
MR MUHAMMED OMAR.
TELL 00226 78 86 65 00,

Vær så snill å ikke gå på dette.

En hevn over spammere

En litt trøtt, sliten og vondt kropp karret seg på jobb i dag. Skrudde på pc’en. Sjekket mail. Startet opp alle programmene jeg skulle ha oppe, og da så jeg det. Selve grunnen til at jeg hatet spam. Navnet på firmaet som jeg ringte og spurte om de gadd å slutte å spamme meg. Dette navnet lå i boxbe innboksen min. Nå skal vi se om de gidder å betale for å sende meg mail. De gidder nok ikke, men jeg sender mail tilbake. Det holder for meg, og skulle de betale så skal jeg lese mailen også.

Dagen ble med ett litt bedre

Nå skal de betale

Jeg har åpnet en boxbe konto, så derfor legger jeg ut en mail adresse her som jeg håper blir plukket ut.

spam@fylleangst.com

Send og betal. Jeg skal lese spammen hvis de betaler meg for det.

Skål og god helg

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